The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @davidhemphill ever

Recent tweets

The only thing that would make this better would be to have Mrs. @TessHemphill with me.

via Twitter for Mac

Out on the back porch while the sprinklers spray the lawn, all while enjoying tasty beverages and coding up a new project.

via Twitter for Mac

@briniloo That looks like home where I’m from.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to briniloo

In the mood to buy a grill.

via Tweetbot for iOS from Albuquerque, NM

@elclinto Dang bro. I’ve been there. I wish I had my grill still…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to elclinto

This weekend, being without the wife has meant I’ve slept in sleep pants and a shirt. The bed is too cold without her!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Albuquerque, NM

And then, another drive right into the handicap parking spot and practically runs out of her car. BECAUSE SHE CAN I ASSUME.

via Tweetbot for iOS from Albuquerque, NM

Sitting in the car and a lady with a Mercedes slams her door into mine while entering her vehicle. I’m LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU.

via Tweetbot for iOS from Albuquerque, NM

Tweeting while getting tattooed. Ouch!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Albuquerque, NM

billl_murry 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.

via web (retweeted on 2:55 PM, May 25th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

All you @instagram filter haters: should we stop color grading films too because it “ruins” a perfectly good image?

via Twitter for Mac

@Andrew_E_Miller Hey man feel a little bad for dropping a sad trombone on your tweet last night. Sorry about that!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Andrew_E_Miller

@jeffsmith I hope so too bro. We’re still hoping…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jeffsmith

@Andrew_E_Miller I haven’t been able to find my dog of 8 years for the past two days.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Andrew_E_Miller from Albuquerque, NM

Time for my bi-hourly visit to http://t.co/ZsskasWp to see if my sweet Gretta is on there. :(

via Twitter for Mac

@arlenamitchell Happened to me. Take a card down to the place where you pay tickets and get it overturned. Worked for me.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to arlenamitchell

This little guy was too much fun to have around. http://t.co/a7TXDNbu

via Instagram

@iamjcole As a web developer that totally makes sense to me, but it’s still an annoyance to us. I appreciate your response though for sure!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to iamjcole

@Seantron Exactly. I picture a seedy guy telling me that with a devious smile on his face.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Seantron

simonsinek When people are financially invested, they want a return. When people are emotionally invested, they want to contribute.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:05 PM, May 22nd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)